Team Rules

A case of beer is owed by any team member:

1. whose girlfriend/wife cheers excessively or makes an appearance in the bench/dugout area. 
2. who makes an error resulting in the loss of a perfect game by a pitcher
3. who chooses to spend "quality time" with the gf/wife instead of attending a practice or game
4. who wears their "NEW" or "OLD" game day jersey to any practice  
5. who receives a golden sombrero
6. who wears their jersey into a bar
7. who forgets to bring or leaves behind a piece of equipment or part of their uniform
8. who breaks someone else’s bat, in addition to replacing the bat
9. who is unable to hit their weight
10. who throws a chair
11. who gives themselves a nickname, such as "Big Sexy"